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30 Essential Tips for Your First Glastonbury Festival

25 Tips for Your First Time at Glastonbury

Glastonbury!!!!!!!

I have just returned to the real world, having had one of the BEST weeks of my life. Yes folks, I went to Glastonbury. The festival to end all festivals.

It was my first time and I can now say I’m no longer a Glastonbury virgin. My cherry has been well and truly popped.

It was unlike any festival I’ve been to – bigger, better, friendlier, crazier. I’ve never experienced anything like it before and the sense of community is amazing. I’m not much of a crier, but I cried every day at Glastonbury. It was emotional – in a good way.

So I thought I’d let you in on a few of my top Glastonbury tips – all the things I wish I’d known before I went. I hope they help you get prepared and make the most of your Glasto experience!

UPDATE: I’ve just returned from my second Glasto so have added a few more tips to the list! 🙂


Tips for Your First Glastonbury Festival


Foo Fighters, Glastonbury 2017

1. Go with Awesome People

Glastonbury is a crazy place. It’s busy, is hectic, it’s an absolute assault on the senses, it’s going to be one of the most amazing and uplifting times of your life, but also knackering, so you’ll want to go with people who you know are up for a laugh, laid back, can cope with not showering for almost a week and being uncomfortable, easy to get along with and non-judgemental. No moaners, basically – leave the mood hoovers at home.

You’ll also want people who you know will look out for you and have your back! Having a couple of veterans in your group is also helpful.

My crew are awesome – Vicky Flip Flop, Jen from She Gets Around and Paul and Karen from Global Help Swap, plus all of us have other pals that we hang out with at various times.

Glastonbury Festival

2. Go With an Open Mind

One minute you’re dressed as a disco mermaid, then you’re rocking out to the Foo Fighters at the Pyramid Stage, next you might be doing an Irish jig at the Avalon Inn, followed by a visit to an all women’s bar where most of the women are topless, then you might go salsa dancing at Glasto Latino before watching the sunrise and chanting with Hare Krishna monks in the Stone Circle. This was my first Glastonbury Saturday night.

Your experience will be completely different than mine and everyone else’s, but if you go with an open mind you are going to have the best time.

3. Choose Your Campsite Well

There are lots of different campsites at Glastonbury – all very different and which one you choose will really affect your Glasto experience.

Some are loud campsites near to the action and some are quieter and further away. There are also a couple of family campsites and a disabled campsite.

Unless you go super early and are some of the first in the queue, you will probably find that the campsites nearest to the Pyramid Stage (the Big Ground and Kidney Mead) are full, so you may want to focus elsewhere. NME have a great interactive Glastonbury camping map.

We were really lucky with the weather both years. However, if it does rain, the ground can quickly become muddy and the tents on the lower ground are the ones that will suffer the worst, so camping on higher ground might be a good idea.

Wherever you camp, I’d try to stay away from the walkways as they’re noisy and the long-drop toilets! They smell, for a start. But they are also used all night and the doors are metal, so they are creaky and they bang, so they’ll keep you awake.

But not too far, as you don’t want to have to trek too far in the morning or middle of the night (although I have a tip for that too – see point 5).

To be honest, for your first Glasto, it’s a bit of a hit and miss as to whether you get the right campsite for you, but just do your research and you should be ok!

4. Park Close to Your Chosen Campsite and Enter Via the Right Gate

Once you know where you want to camp, you’ll need to work out where you need to park and which gate is nearest to the campsite you want, otherwise you’re in for a long old walk!

5. Take Travel Johns

If you wake up needing a wee in the middle of the night, or early morning, going to the loo can be a right pain. This year our campsite was a good few minutes walk to the loo and when you’re desperate, it seems like forever.

So I’d advise you to take a few Travel Johns for emergencies!

6. Pack As Light As You Can

On my first year, we arrived at the festival site at about 6.30am, thinking we’d just stroll right in. Nope. The walk from the car park is long, we queued for four hours and it was scorching hot.

This year, we arrived about 8.30am and queued for one-and-a-half hours. Either way, there’s always a fair bit of walking involved to get to your campsite.

You will likely have loads of stuff regardless, but the lighter you can pack the better.

Our first year, we decided we didn’t want to make 2 trips, so we took everything with us. And we had a LOT of stuff. Tents, chairs, our backpacks, food, alcohol…

By the time we got to the gates, the collective misery of the crowd was obvious, some people were even crying. I’d pretty much lost the will to live. My back was aching, my hands were hurting, I was burnt, tired and we’d run out of water. I was dragging one of my bags along the floor.

Saying that, none of us got grumpy, so I knew if we could get through that, we were gonna have a good festival together.

Just remember, you can buy almost anything there – from festival clothes, wellies, food, alcohol, camping accessories to medicines – they have it all.

Glastonbury Packing

7. Bring a Trolley

You’re probably going to ignore what I just said about packing light, so let me give you the next best piece of advice.

They tell you not to bring one, but I’d definitely recommend bringing a trolley like this one would have been a Godsend!

Once you’ve been in that queue for a few hours, you’ll definitely regret it if you don’t. It was bad for us, but we were able to put our stuff down as the ground was bone dry, had it been muddy, all of our stuff would have been ruined.

Whichever trolley you bring, make sure it has good wheels and a strong axis. We saw so many with collapsed wheels.

Glastonbury Tips

8. What to Pack for Glastonbury

So what essentials do you need?

  • Big backpack.
  • Tent & groundsheet.
  • Sleeping bag.
  • Small pillow.
  • Blow up mattress.
  • Foot pump – you only need one per group really or you could borrow off another group.
  • Fitted sheet.
  • Tarpaulin – good for putting on the ground to sit on.
  • Waterproof jacket.
  • Walking boots (if it’s raining more, consider wellies too).
  • Trainers.
  • Sunglasses.
  • Wet wipes – 2 packs, biodegradable if possible.
  • Hand sanitizer – just one small bottle as they have hand sanitizer at every toilet.
  • Toilet paper – one roll is ok and you can pick up
  • Head torch.
  • Clothes – t-shirts, leggings, shorts, warm jumper (very important), shawl, socks & underwear. It’s all about layers. The crazier your clothes are, the better. But pack light, you don’t need loads.
  • Hat.
  • Toiletries – face wipes, toothbrush, toothpaste, deodorant, moisturiser, razor, suncream & lip balm.
  • Shampoo & conditioner – I didn’t shower once, although if you do, just take a tiny bit like the ones you get in hotels. I love the Lush shampoo bars. Dry shampoo also if your hair gets greasy.
  • Makeup.
  • Small mirror.
  • Glitter – lots of (biodegradable if possible).
  • Hairbrush & bobbles.
  • Refillable water bottle – you can’t buy bottled water at Glasto, but they do water bottle refills everywhere.
  • Carabiner (to attached my water bottle to my bag).
  • Alcohol and mixers.
  • Plastic bottles – use these to decant your spirits into as no glass is allowed.
  • Bin bags.
  • Camping chair.
  • Small backpack or bum bag for smaller essentials (money, cards, phone, lip balm, wipes, hand sanitizer).
  • A nail brush. Once a day, go give your hands and nails a good scrub.
  • Picnic blanket.
  • Pens.
  • Towel – I’m going to take one this time though in case I want to shower.
  • Gaffer tape & string to fix broken tents.

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Rainbow Tower Glastonbury

9. Bring Alcohol

One of the best things about Glastonbury, is that you camp inside the festival and you can bring your own alcohol. You can also buy alcohol and mixers there, but it’s not super cheap.

Just remember, you are not allowed glass, so decant everything into plastic bottles before you arrive.

Glastonbury Glitter

10. Carry Your Toothpaste and Toothbrush Around With You

I carry my toothbrush and toothpaste around with me at all times so that when I’m on my way home or on the way out, I can just quickly brush my teeth without having to pop back to the tent to get all my stuff!

11. Pronounce it Right

Don’t call it ‘Glastonberry’ (Americans, I’m talking to you here). It’s said more like ‘Glastonbrie’ – like the cheese. This is like when people call Edinburgh, ‘Edinboro’ – just noooooo! It’s ‘Edinbruh’.

12. Plan, But Not Tooooo Much

Before you get there, read through all the ‘stuff’. Info on the website, the lineup, what’s on etc.

When you arrive, go through the line-up with your pals and get an idea of some of the bands you want to see, maybe give ’em a little circle in your programme (see, told you that pen would come in useful). It can take a while to get between stages, so be prepared for that. You won’t be able to see em’ all, so just pick a few things you want to see each day.

But, there’s a lot to be said for leaving your fate up to the Glastonbury Gods. On the first day, I said I wanted to go with the flow and see where the festival took me. And that was what I did. And it was fabulous.

There’s a lot to be said for serendipity and as long as you are having a great time, it’s all good.

Glastonbury 2017

13. Spend Some Time Just Exploring

The main bands aren’t playing on Wednesday and Thursday, so use that time to explore the site and see all the ‘other’ stuff. Believe me, there’s loads of it! Despite being there for almost 5 full days, I still didn’t see everything.

Wednesday and Thursday were actually my favourite days, as we didn’t really have any plans. We just mooched about, got our bearings, I did the Dirty dancing lift at Ultimate Power, we sang the Circle of Life to at some poor unsuspecting girl who just sat down next to us wearing a Lion King jumper, we started a massage circle (with random strangers) to ease our weary backs, we chilled in a birds nest… you get the picture.

14. Don’t Worry About Showering

Not gonna lie, I didn’t shower from Wednesday morning until I got home on Monday afternoon.

Glastonbury has so much to do, why waste time walking to the showers, then waiting for them and then having one? Bring a weeks worth of wet wipes and off you go.

I’m not a particularly sweaty person and my hair is dry, rather than greasy so this was fine for me.

I wet wiped in the morn and also had a pack of those wet toilet wipes with me at all times. Most people don’t shower, so you won’t be stinking alone!

Glastonbury West Holts

15. Don’t Roll in the Mud – Listen to Mama

We’ve all seen it, people rolling around in the mud at Glastonbury. Oh, what fun!

Until afterwards when you’re like “What the hell have I done?”

At the risk of sounding like your mum, it may seem like a great idea at the time, but once you’re in, that’s it. You’re probably gonna stay like that until the end of the festival. And your tent and all your stuff will be covered in crap. Not nice.

16. Take your Ticket Everywhere You Go

Ok, this is an obvious one for when you arrive, but if you need to pop back to the car for any reason, take your ticket with you.

Your wristband is not enough to get back in. So to save you trudging all the way back to your tent and back again, keep your ticket with you!

Glastonbury Wristbands

17. Try and Look After Yourself

It’s important to look after yourself at Glastonbury as it is a 5-day festival, it’s a marathon, not a sprint – pace yourself. I only got my voice back almost a week later – both times!

At the risk of sounding like a complete alcoholic, it’s quite tempting to just get up in the morning and start drinking again. I do recall at one point on the first day saying I was happy to live off “cider and good vibes” although that was a short-lived notion.

Glastonbury is 24/7, so there’s always a party happening somewhere, but if you really want to make the most of the experience and not feel like absolute crap by Sunday, you need to pace yourself and at least try and keep healthy.

There are plenty of ways to stay healthy at a festival – the most important being to keep clean, try and get some sleep, eat properly and drink lots of water. You also need to keep yourself covered in the sun, dry in the rain and warm at night.

18. Bring Ear Plugs and an Eye Mask

If you have trouble sleeping, I’d definitely recommend bringing some earplugs and an eye mask.

The festival runs all night long, so you’ll usually hear very loud music until at least midnight, but even when the bands stop, it’s still quite loud. Until around 4 or 5 am. Then people start getting up at 6am. The tents are so crowded that you can hear everything.

The festival also takes place during the lightest time of the year, so unless you have a blackout tent, it’s going to start getting light around 4.30am.

19. Look After Your Valuables

You’re probably going to be drinking at Glastonbury and so it’s easy to lose things (your friends, your wallet, your dignity) or drop them down the toilet (and you really don’t want to retrieve anything from down there – don’t be the person that fell head first down the long drop.

Generally, people are great with lost property and so many people get their lost items back, but not always.

You can leave stuff in your tent, but whilst most people are honest, they can always be opportunists about. It’s also muddy and rainy, so breaking or ruining your stuff also is quite probable!

This year, two people I know had stuff stolen. Whilst they were in the tent. So I’d suggest keeping your valuables with you in a safe place, sleeping with them in your sleeping bag or putting them in the lockers.

Glastonbury Toilets

20. Use the Compost Toilets – They Smell Better

The toilets at Glasto are legendary – for all the wrong reasons. Oh, the things I’ve seen…

The metal long drop toilets are much worse than any I’ve come across in my travels around the world. Some are fine, don’t get me wrong, but some are splattered with God knows what, the doors are quite small so you can see everyone’s feet and they are quite low so you can see over the top and they stink, especially by day 4 and 5.

However, for a nicer loo experience, use the compost toilets. They don’t really smell, they’re more private and just a lot cleaner than the regular long drops.

21. Go See Beans on Toast

Jay McAllister is a Glastonbury legend. He’s there every year and his songs are poignant, down to earth and funny. They comment on society and are often politically motivated. He gives a voice to a lot of people who don’t have a voice or at least struggle to make it heard.

His song Jamie and Lily made me cry! Go see him.

Glastonbury 2017

22. Take a Good Tent

Plenty of people take those tiny one-man pop up tents and that’s fine. But for me, having a good tent is important.

One with a porch, ample sleeping space (for you and your bags) and room to stand up in, is my preference. If it’s light and easy to put up and down – even better.

Check it to make sure it’s waterproof and there are no bits missing before you go.

South Park Campsite Glastonbury

23. Take a Power Pack or Solar Charger (or four)

You’re probably going to be using your phone a lot, to take photos, to locate your friends and to check the app/social media and there are very few places to charge your phone.

The site is massive too, so peeling away from your friends to charge your phone is a right pain in the ass. When I was there they had a half hour limit on charging too, so I think I only managed to get up to around 30% charge.

You’re there for a full 5 days, so you’ll need enough charge to last you. So I suggest taking a portable charger with good battery life, and a back up too!

It might also be worth taking an old back up phone for emergencies too.

24. Go See Some Bands You’ve Never Heard Of

Definitely go and see the bands you love.

For me, Foo Fighters, The Killers and Kylie were my absolute highlights of the last two festivals, however, it’s always good to expose yourself to some new stuff too as seeing a band live can be a game changer.

Before this years’ Glastonbury, I wasn’t a massive fan of The xx, I’d heard of them but that was about it. But watching them live, I was mesmerised and I’d now say ‘Angels’ is up there in my top 10 songs.

@secretglasto

25. Look Out for the ‘Secret Gigs’

So my mate Paul told me about this one…

On the last day of Glastonbury 2017, The Killers, who probably wrote THE best festival song of all time (Mr Brightside) did a secret gig at the John Peel stage.

In the programme this appeared as a TBA. The announcement on the @secretglasto twitter account simply said “A lot of questions being asked about the John Peel TBA slot at 17:30 today. Somebody told me who it is, but we are trying to verify….”

Ha ha, amazing! As I’m sure you know, The Killers also sing the song ‘Somebody Told Me’. Elbow were another secret gig. In 2019, David Attenborough and Foals made surprise appearances.

So follow @secretglasto on Twitter and look out for clues.

26. Eat All the Food

The food at Glastonbury is amazing and I probably wouldn’t bother trying to take much of my own food next time… just a few protein bars or something for desperate times.

You can literally get anything you want! I had a mezze plate, poutine, cheesy chips, curry, kebab, salad, pulled pork, halloumi wrap… and it was all good!

The trick is to hang around for a few minutes and see what everyone else’s food looks like and then order!

Glastonbury Food

27. Look After Your Feet

We walked around 30,000 – 50,000 steps per day at Glasto, so you need to make sure you look after your feet.

We were really lucky with the weather, so I was able to leave my wellies in the car. I just wore trainers on the first day and walking boots for the other days.

Make sure you wear in new boots before you go, take good socks and make sure you have a clean pair for every day. It may also be a good idea to take some blister plasters (just in case) and foot powder to make sure they stay dry and fresh!

28. Join Glasto Chat on Facebook

This is by far the best group I am part of on Facebook. It’s a real community. This is your tribe and they will keep you entertained, I promise you.

These are the folks who will get you excited, tell you everything you need to know and they are the only ones who understand how you feel when it’s all over.

Glastonbury 2017

29. Leave No Trace

When you leave, take all your crap with you. Despite the pleas from the organisers, people leave tents, gazebos (they tell you not to take these) chairs, rubbish… all kinds. It’s not on! Don’t be those people.

You will get shamed on Glasto Chat.

30. Have Something Else to Look Forward to When You Get Home

The Glasto comedown is horrible. I think I spent most of Tuesday listening to the music I’d heard and crying. You may think I’m weird, but once you’ve been, you’ll get it!

Knowing you have to wait ANOTHER year (and there’s no guarantee you’ll get a ticket for the next one) is literally the worst thing ever. Ok, I’m being dramatic, but just think about how we all felt in 2017 with a 2-year wait. Waaaaahhhhhhhhh!

After the last one, I had a holiday to Devon and then a 6 month stint in Africa to look forward to, so my Glastonbury blues were pretty short-lived. Had I had nothing to look forward to, I’d probably still be sobbing into my pillow.

Hey, you could always book onto one of my Africa tours… that’s one way to get over the Glasto Blues. 😉

Peace out Glastonbury. Keep the magic alive, keep it real, be imperfect, stand up for what you believe in, leave no trace, be kind, love everyone and always be you!

I hope you have an AMAZING Glasto! See you down on the farm you gorgeous bunch of weirdos!


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25 Tips for Your First Time at Glastonbury